I live in New Zealand and have never traveled overseas, so don't be shocked if I seem like a hermit. I have been all around this land of sheep though, which not many kiwis can say as they all bugger off for holidays in other countries.

I'm also a fan of dark comedy so maybe if you do find anything like that please share it. No seriously, please do. People are far too serious sometimes; they need to see the humour in the disturbing and offensive side of things.

I've also been told I look like Ben Whishaw as Q in Skyfall and what will be the next run of Bond movies. Seriously, this dude should stop copying me.